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David Says 'Ciao!'

David Says 'Ciao!'What do you do when you've got the most recognisable old fella in the world? Why don a disguise of course!

This postcard from Florence, however, proves that no matter how heavily Michelangelo's David disguises his genitalia there'll always be a tell-tale giveaway. After all, what other famous penis speaks Italian?

All Quiet On The Eastern Front

All Quiet On The Eastern FrontIt's a hard life fighting those evil PPK out in the Boonies in Eastern Turkey - all those long lonely nights with nothing but the sheep to keep you warm.

And then there's the loved ones back home. Just how do you express those feelings of longing, loving and frustration?

I particularly like the phallic connotations of the cigarettes sprawled between the soldier's legs? Talk about raunchy!

Don't Be A Galah!

Don't Be A GalahByron Bay is the highlight of many a backpacker's trip up the east coast of Australia. And this postcard seems to capture the heady mix of sun, sand and substances that makes Byron so popular.

Thanks to Sarah Bracknell from Hull, England for sending it to us. And as we like to say here at NSITT, when you see a tacky postcard like this - Just say No!

Moroccan Sizers

Moroccan SizersThis card comes from Marrakesh and features the quaint Moroccan custom of guessing the size of the John Thomas of approaching tourists.

As you can see, Fatima (far right), is ever the optimist.